Help request

I am quite sure most of you have seen the rather large green dragon that has been flying over the south-west portion of Colorado Springs for the better part of a week.  I am looking for someone to help me:

• Lure said dragon away from Colorado Springs to a more rural area, such as south-east of Fountain, CO
• Force said dragon to land in rural area
• Subdue and/or slay dragon in whatever way we agree appropriate
• Use time machine to return dragon back to the future

This job offers no pay, as dragon slaying is its own reward.  Please note that I am not talking about the gold-dragon that frequents the area from time to time.  He and I have an agreement.